Abe Uji, the fish wholesaler, won Manek Urai by-election by 65 votes against the graduate, who represents the Mighty UMNO (read: Kac$hing, Spinning MSM, aunties and kakak2 pituitary (gland ke?:P) plus 2,000 over policemen there) - Yey! Rejoice all - for the latter should win this by-election with at least 2,000 majority.
Jadi, apa beza peraih ikan dengan graduan U? Jadi, apa beza kerajaan negeri yang tak dapt sesen royalti minyak dengan kerajaan pusat yang duk kaut royalti minyal dari Petronas beratus billion? Ouch, ouch, ouch! Fikir-fikirlah sendiri Nabil kata :)
Abe Uji janji nak bagi 40 tong ikan kalau dia menang. Kalau nampak dia bergegas meninggalkan dewan tu, jangan la ambil hati sebab dia nak gi ambik ike, buat jamu satu Manek Urai. Amanah sungguh Abe Uji! Hidup Abe Uji! Kalau semua syarikat ada boss macam Abe Uji, semua anak buoh duk suka hati sebab dapat boss amanah, prihatin dan rendah diri (semua nak gi buat sendiri).
Today, is my sing-a-song day. This second song is for all the men out there, who come home with battered soul, bruised ego and shell-shocked trauma after the by-election. We, your women, still care for you but will love you more if we could knock some senses into your genius brain. Get it ;)?
Stand by Your Man - Dixie Chicks
Sometimes it's hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times and he'll have good times
Doing things that you don't understand
But if you love him please forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him, be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just man
Stand by your man
Give him two arms to cling to
And something warm to come to
When the nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your man
And show the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man
And if you love him, be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just a man
4 comments:
Renungkan kembali idea kerajaan perpaduan dan atasi masalah percakaran antara pemimpin-pemimpin PAS - Hikmah di sebalik Manik Urai hampir dirampas oleh Barisan Nasional.
On the surface, PAS won. Looking deeper, it lost badly. Losing more than 1.3k majority (compared to the previous by election) in a stronghold is not something to be taken lightly.
This is a lesson for PAS and PR as a whole.
PAS arrogantly declared itself as a winner with more than 2k majority, an hour before the counting and result were announced. I wrote on my FB status,
" Bongkersz Bong : Isn't it still a bit early, premature for Pas to celebrate this 'sure win'? Afraid later have surprises waiting, heh.
Yesterday at 19:16 "
Which turned out to be true. But, of course 87% turnout and less than 1% winning majority.. those are highly suspicious, doubtful figures. Lesson is, don't be complacent.
Take this time to reflect on themselves, especially the leaders. Pas deserved it this time. Pas should know by now, people don't want to hear about unity talks, people want spats between the leaders to be managed properly and young people are sick with PR busy whacking and demonizing BN/Umno - isn't it clear we all now how bad how lousy the current goverment is so that we voted for change? So do your own thing, strengthen the coalition, settle the disagreements, focus everything on PR and don't waste time on Umno/BN. Talk about PR and its future plans. Whatever, just let BN/UMNO self destruct. They are very good at that, so leave them.
Dear Bong,
You succinctly said it all i have in mind!
"When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you" - African Proverb
Fi-sha
You wrote "Today, is my sing-a-song day. This second song is for all the men out there, who come home with battered soul, bruised ego and shell-shocked trauma after the by-election. We, your women, still care for you but will love you more if we could knock some senses into your genius brain. Get it ;)?"
What about those men who came home as winners? No song for them? tsk tsk...ni dah tak adil nie....
And no song for Zorro and his band of BR bloggers? They sweat out in manek Urai...for others to reap their fruits of labour. No song for them too? aiyaa...u are getting cruel....
Dear Mr Dnightcaller
Wow! You know so well that i am that cruel!
Hey, Uncle Zorro and SB troupees are like 'my lifelines'.
Watch out Mr Dnightcaller, a musical tribute for them is on its way...
Cheerio!
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