Lawak Minggu Ini

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Me : "Hello"

Pelawak : "Hello. Apa Khabar?"

Me : "Maaf, siapa ni?"

Pelawak : "Kawan lama awak, 12 tahun dulu"

Me : "Wow. Lamanya. Tapi saya tak cam siapa awak"

Pelawak : "Ala, kawan yang awak pernah tolak"

Me : "Err, bila saya main bola or futsal dengan awak?"

Pelawak : "Ni kawan yang awak tolak hati dia la"

Me :"@#$%^&&" (Read: Shit!!!!) (Dalam hati)

Pelawak : "Tak ingat lagi ke? Ni xxxxhis namexxxx la"

Me : "@#$$%%^%^^" (Read: I'm in deep shit!!!!!!!) (Dalam hati lagi) "Oh, it's you. Hahaha sorry, saya dah lama delete data dalam CPU saya. How did you get my back anyway?"

Pelawak : "Kesian saya. No. awak saya dapat dari reliable sources. 6 tahun saya cari awak sampai dah kawin lagi and dah dapat baby lagi. So, awak masih membujang ke? Saya dah xxxxxToo Much Info (semua benda dia cite)xxxxxxxx"

Me : "Good for you, alhamdulillah"

Pelawak : "Boleh tak kita jumpa for the last time?"

Me : "Err, kenapa ya?"

Pelawak ; "Eh, awak ni anti social ke?"

Me : "Hahaha ya, saya memang anti-social"

Pelawak : "Dekat dekat office awak je. Just for a short while, please. How about lunch? Lunch sekejap je kan?"

Me : "Actually, lunch pun saya jarang jarang keluar"

Pelawak : "Tak kan tak boleh kot? Ajak la kawan you but kawan yang reliable la. And I boleh suruh driver I pergi jauh-jauh"

Me; "I'm so sorry. I really can't"

Pelawak : "It's OK. Think about it and when you want to see me, you text me or miss call me OK?"

Me : "Thanks for your call" (Read: No thanks for your call)

Pelawak : "BTW, next week I buat Open House so I nak you datang OK?"

Me : "Insya Allah"

Pelawak : "So ingat, kalau you nak jumpa you text or miss call me OK?

Me : "Insya Allah"

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p.s. I wasn't sure if I want to laugh or cry after that call but this is definitely not the best time to be reminded of all those characters, who forever think I'm a sucker. Eleanor Roosevelt once said that "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent", hence, the reason why I considered the call as "Lawak Minggu Ini".